Another 1 on 1 for John Terry...

By Pyrah & Son on 05 February 2010 at 06:01
John Terry’s future as England captain is set to be decided today as he’s due to have a [purely professional] one on one with England boss Fabio Capello to discuss his recent bedroom antics with Wayne Bridge’s ex. Fabio seemingly wants to know everything...Saucy Italian.

The England boss has a tough decision to make, not because he has to decide whether keeping Terry on as captain will harm dressing room moral etc in South Africa, but if he was to strip Terry of the armband who could he give it too that hasn’t been caught up in a sex scandal?!

ST: Wayne Rooney – One word. GRANNY.

ST: Jermain Defoe – Had romps with a 33GG mistress whilst engaged to Beckham’s sister and Charlotte Mears. He also continued to bed the big breasted mother of one whilst dating serial WAG Danielle Lloyd.

LM: Ashley Young – Was caught showing his ‘tackle’ to a girl on a live webcam whilst on business in Moscow...That business happened to be England’s ill-fated Euro 2008 qualifier against Russia.

CM: Frank Lampard – According to the News of the World a visit to Las Vegas in 2007 saw Frank invite a Eastern European beauty back to his hotel room.

CM: Steven Gerrard – Clean as a whistle when it comes to scoring away from home but I guess being married to Alex Curran would do that too anyone.

RM: David Beckham – Posh spice still maintains that her Golden Balls didn’t score with Rebecca Loos back in 2004 but...

LB: Ashley Cole - Had some fun with a 22 year old blonde he picked up in a bar whilst Cheryl was away - Cole even puked half-way through the romp, and told the single mother of one she should feel 'privileged' he had thrown up all over her carpet. Different class.

CB: Rio Ferdinand – In 2000 Rio was caught up in a sex tape scandal with fellow England stars Lampard and Kieron Dyer…I’m pretty sure a female was involved too.

CB: John Terry – I think you know by now…

RB: Micah Richards – Back in 2007 the News of the World was passed a video clip of Micah roasting a brunette with another Premier League star in a hotel toilet.

GK: David James – Other than walking out on his Mrs after contacting an old flame on FriendsReunited.com the England No.1 has been a model footballer.

Good ol’ Gerrard is a 5/2 shot to be captain against USA in June but can the 12/1 about David James that I’ve been offered by Alan Alger, Head of PR at BlueSq.com, be ignored?

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