The 'Pun' ter

You couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel… not you Avram!

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 05.02.2010 at 10:02
Everyone knows I like an underdog but even I think Portsmouth at 28/1 to beat Manchester United at Old Trafford is a little far fetched. The Pompey side couldn't score in a brothel at the minute - unlike their manager. Maybe Avram Grant to score first wouldn't be a bad bet but the bookies woul... Read more

Two's company three shouldn't be a crowd

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 29.01.2010 at 11:28
Watching the Championship instead of the Premier League is as frustrating as organising a threesome then being made to sit in the corner. Although at least sitting in the corner you'd see some proper action. However from a betting point of view there can be some games that are a real turn on o... Read more

Man City United for victory!

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 26.01.2010 at 11:47
Someone call a doctor… the bookies have got it wrong! How can Man City be priced at 5/1 to beat rivals Man United or even 11/4 for the draw for that matter. The tie might be away but the bookies must be away with the fairies. It doesn't happen often so make the most of it and take both bets... Read more

Wizard of Oz or Welsh Dragon?

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 25.01.2010 at 09:55
Ronnie O'Sullivan is of course the favourite for The Welsh Open at 9/2. But The Rocket is like scoring in a brothel. You know you can but it's just whether you can be bothered. Losing to Mark Selby in The Masters final the other week could make O'Sullivan hungry for victory or it could have hi... Read more

Form means sweat FA in Cup

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 22.01.2010 at 05:45
I've never been someone to get a lazy lob on over a 2/1 shot, which is why the FA Cup gets a rise out of me. The form book can be thrown out of the window all because of the magic of the cup. Leeds weren't supposed to beat Manchester United in the last round and there clash against Tottenham i... Read more

Fish and Chops for Rafa

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 15.01.2010 at 11:53
This weekend's Premier League football fixtures are as appealing as becoming the next QPR boss. Flavio Briatore will have had bigger clashes in his office at Loftus Road. However although Sky Sports can't bill any of them 'Judgement day' or 'Super Sunday' there are a few matches that can wet y... Read more

Snookered about The Masters

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 10.01.2010 at 07:44
Q: Who will win The Masters? A: Ronnie O'Sullivan. Well that's if the cuemaster brings his 'A' game to The Masters which starts this afternoon. But as O'Sullivan has admitted himself in an exclusive interview with WhatTheBookiesSay he doesn't feel like he's playing good enough snooker to start... Read more

He who dares

by Mr 'Pun' ter on 08.01.2010 at 07:09
He who dares wins - or loses the lot if you're not careful. However this weekend's Premier League fixtures have thrown up a couple of potential gems. Look at Hull v Chelsea, Arsenal v Everton and Birmingham v Man Utd. Now you wouldn't want your house on any of the underdogs in these ones unles... Read more